Cat haiku, recited by my former environmental ethics professor
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you have a large brain
mine? the size of a peanut.
yet who goes to work?

Via "Always About Love".

Oh, the places you'll go.

Because it was a childhood dream of mine to go.

Because I never got a chance to explore this city properly.
Because I want to see what my Mum saw when she was there. And for the croissants.

As someone who used to work in the North Atlantic fishing industry...

...I find the following hilarious:

Via "Married to the Sea".